Okay, listen, I’m going to get a little real.
I wanted to personally write this post to let everyone know how amazed I was at this seemingly miraculous ALL NATURAL elixir that almost immediately eradicates all forms of intestinal discomfort.
Here’s the story: two Fridays ago I thought I’d treat myself to a night in and order an oversized bowl of poke all to myself while watching reruns of Girls as I anxiously awaited the upcoming farewell season. Said poke bowl came to the door, I enjoyed thoroughly, yet the next day, I felt like I was getting murdered. My stomach was in disarray, if you know what I mean, and I could not get my shit together, so to speak.
This went on for a solid week, until last Sunday when things really came to a head. I woke up, bewildered, in pain, nearly certain I was having another bout with kidney stones. Upon calling my Mother to deliver this news, she instructed I mix together 2 ounces of Olive Oil and 2 ounces of Lemon juice and drink the potion immediately. Confused, yet obedient, I crawled into my kitchen, concocted said elixir, and shot it down my gullet, pretending it was tequila. The taste was interesting; not bad nor good, just unusual, and with that, I climbed back into bed.
No joke, within twenty minutes, my stomach pain was COMPLETELY GONE.
After doing more research into the recipe, I discovered that it acts a lubricant for digestive mucus and helps everything pass through you a bit easier. Its properties act as a natural antibiotic that aid in intestinal discomfort. Plus, it cleans the liver and gallbladder as well. I recommend everyone try this old home remedy not only for a preventative little weekend cleanse, but also as a great way to counteract any stomach pain in the future until you can see a doctor to find out what’s really up. Cheers!